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Don't Need None of Yall
Ebonics meets hooked on phonics combined with the illiterate youth campaign that we have pushed on our children. No child left behind indeed. Every student passes, educated or not.
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+ January 29, 2010 03:50 AM +
Have a Good Day at Work
These folks were not suckered into the classic dull American yard landscape. Good for them!
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+ January 27, 2010 06:29 AM +
Failed Use of Innuendo as a Pick Up
This is a note from the generation that will be caring for us when we are elderly. I will be looking for a practioner of the Kevorkian treatment plan.
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+ January 27, 2010 06:27 AM +
What I Want in a Guy
@ cableman: I like the lace girl too. Now the dorky Harrry Potter clone men are the perfect match for this find.
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+ January 26, 2010 08:31 PM +
The simple days before txtng. No bff or gf. I find it funny that he should be hot with cool friends.…
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+ January 26, 2010 06:06 AM +
G.I. Just Kidding
In the prime of their life. I wonder if they are alive today?
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+ January 26, 2010 05:59 AM +
In Case He's Faking
Yep, I am glad to see the AA ladies back.
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+ January 25, 2010 04:00 AM +
Shoting Rubberbands
I think that they are doing well in his Ebonics class. With a little more uneducation they bees speeking ghetto wid da best a dem.
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+ January 24, 2010 04:34 PM +
Asshole Parker
So if you had a perforated asshole, would it be an asshole asshole, or asshole's asshole, or asshole/asshole? My headhole may be leaking too.
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+ January 17, 2010 05:40 PM +
Archaics, Part 2
I got bored and ain't looked in for a while. I am thrilled to see the A.A. girls are back!…
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+ January 15, 2010 09:25 PM +
An Angle Like You
For protection of the parties involved, Found has blocked out the names on this one. In retrospect I think they are like Catholic priests, having to witness humankind's darker side with the confession. It might not be as glamorous a job as website editors as we might fantasize it to be.…
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+ January 03, 2010 06:39 PM +
And Nick scores again! The note does not specify gender, thus rewarding us with a mystery Scooby. If the writer can hang on to these feelings and develope a musical talent, this note could become a blues hit.…
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+ January 03, 2010 06:33 PM +
It's Been Fun
Dang BB! Kinda gives a a new meaning to " finger licking good", "pull my finger", "pour me two fingers" etc.
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+ January 02, 2010 03:50 PM +
Vampire Baby
Those are metal cabinets. The were the rage in the early sixties. I forget the name but now are very collectable if in good shape.…
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+ January 02, 2010 03:44 PM +
Yo, Comcast Guy
"I"
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+ January 02, 2010 03:32 PM +
Gee i never knew about red letter registration. I was more concerned with proper grammar, context, syntax and spelling. Boy this IS getting complicated.…
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+ January 02, 2010 03:31 PM +
Merry Christmas, 1922
Yes they are absolved from the scooper law. This was also a legal case in my town. It was basically thrown out of court when the plaintiff;s attorney declared " Your honor, my client can't see shit!"
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+ December 27, 2009 03:51 PM +
You and Your Man
I agree with you BB. The writing starts out neat enough but then deteriorates as the anger takes over. At first I thought this note was going to be about loud bedroom play as I misread "porking".…
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+ December 27, 2009 08:46 AM +
Death Be Not Proud
I am so confused. This note was in a uniform worn by Jack Benny's sidekick? He was in drag in a sister's uniform at a Lilac festival?…
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+ December 27, 2009 08:35 AM +
Merry Christmas, 1922
Why would a blind guy want his portrait made? How would he know if it was a good likeness of himself? I think it is a portrait of a man and his true best friend.…
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+ December 24, 2009 07:58 PM +
Pretty Koko
When I was a child there was a woman living two houses from mine that was a true "cat lady". She claimed only a few but had an opening built into one of her windows to allow the free roaming of cats. She was a nice enough lady but boy did her house STINK!
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+ December 22, 2009 06:54 PM +
Burning and Urinating
Basil, the thought of national police scares me more than being trapped in a piss smelling elevator. We have already sacrificed some of our precious liberty to homeland security. Turning in fingerprints of a looney to a national police department would be an act of an equal yet different looney.…
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+ December 22, 2009 06:43 PM +
Gonna Pounce!
So many cats, so few good recipes. Small shish kebabs with barbecue sauce, not bad. So many ads in the paper for free kittens.…
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+ December 20, 2009 12:24 AM +
Movember 1927
Men don't wear mustaches like that anymore,its a shame too. The style now is the almost feminine metro sexual. I wore a handle bar that reached my ears until I got a job in which it would interfere with the seal on breathing apparatus.…
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+ December 19, 2009 04:04 PM +
No Liver, No Yoghurt Raisins
I like to think that these letters are coming from a harmless eccentric. These were common in our population before doctors and do-gooders decided that they were bipolar and needed performance reducing medications. I too would not mind getting bizarre letters like this.…
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+ December 19, 2009 03:52 PM +
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
