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Farmer in In The Dell



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Donovan
All the ex-cons hanging out in all the Circle-Ks everywhere are ineveitably headed back to stir anyway, whether they pull that shit again or not. They can't help it. It's genetic.…  more»
+ May 12, 2008 04:38 AM +
Hank the Camel
I think I was about this age when I took my first Camel ride.
Now I have emphysema.  more»
+ May 12, 2008 04:30 AM +
Best Mom
Yeah, but....it's kind of an oink-ish nose, eh?  more»
+ May 11, 2008 03:42 AM +
Math Problem
There's no Bob, no Bob's sister.
Because Bob doesn't exist, he never married.

X has no value.…  more»
+ May 09, 2008 04:30 AM +
Dishes
Hamburger Helper? You expect me to do the freakin dishes in exchange for Hamburger *HELPER*? No steak, smothered in mushrooms & onions?…  more»
+ May 09, 2008 04:22 AM +
James Spader(?) in a Dress
GRAMMY!  more»
+ May 08, 2008 05:16 AM +
Get Your Life to Get There
Middle school, semiliterate. The "Waz up" gives it away.  more»
+ May 06, 2008 05:23 AM +
Arbeit Macht Frei
I've got a stuck in my enigmatizer.  more»
+ May 05, 2008 03:34 AM +
Fiesta Platypus
Platy-picasso-esque  more»
+ May 05, 2008 03:29 AM +
Robot Bathroom
Frogs don't need bicycles, either. The list is endless.…  more»
+ May 04, 2008 03:16 AM +
Regrets
Billy and Susie have been dating for awhile. Susie thought they were exclusive, until she read Billy's flirtatious email to his ex, thanking her for meeting him for coffee and telling her how much he misses old times.

BUSTED








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+ May 04, 2008 03:00 AM +
70's Birdie Girl
I wonder if that's Patchouly she's wearing. Yum.…  more»
+ May 03, 2008 05:07 AM +
Moo Hoo Haha
One of the Cherry Fairies lives next door with her divorced mother. I haven't seen much of her this winter, but now that spring's almost here, I've spotted her out back, hanging a little wash on the line. Beatiful long hair, thin waist, shapely hips, curved thighs, mmmmmm....…  more»
+ May 03, 2008 05:02 AM +
Asshole Parker
Really Bad Parking:

like an asshole's asshole  more»
+ May 02, 2008 06:09 PM +
Blue Things for Hope
Maybe I'll have mor coffee. Maybe then this will all make sense.…  more»
+ May 02, 2008 04:31 AM +
Asshole Parker
Asshole Asshole Asshole Asshole Asshole AssholeAsshole Asshole Asshole Asshole Asshole AssholeAsshole Asshole Asshole Asshole Asshole AssholeAsshole Asshole Asshole Asshole Asshole Asshole WHEEE!!!!…  more»
+ May 02, 2008 04:24 AM +
Paddle Thumbs
I knew this guy with a paddle thumb, as pictured. It was amazing to watch him push the elevator button (thumb completely covered the button) or pack a pipe. His name was Osgood, but everyone called him "Hitch".  more»
+ April 30, 2008 05:09 AM +
Thumb War Champ
Just plain hideous. Wonderful.  more»
+ April 30, 2008 05:05 AM +
Yellow Truck and Gun
Our first line of defense against extraterrestrial invasion outside Crapshoot, Nevada  more»
+ April 27, 2008 05:44 AM +
Good Puppet Movement!!
Jennifer:

Move that puppet a little more this way. Yeah, that's it. Good.…  more»
+ April 27, 2008 05:32 AM +
We Jump Hydrolics With Unity
Evan:
A buck, you say? Like many "art" collectors, you have wasted your money, paid way more than it's worth. This dollar ain't worth half that price.  more»
+ April 25, 2008 04:53 AM +
Karma's a Bitch
Karma *is* a bitch. So's my ex, who I understand will do it for a $20 these days.…  more»
+ April 24, 2008 05:14 AM +
Ugly Kids/Hairy Kids
So I read this and well when I was finished I had well a pretty negative reaction to it. I don't know why, though, cuz it seems like well any other note written by someone who puts well circles over her eyes. Stil, ick.…  more»
+ April 23, 2008 05:03 AM +
Bammanas.....Nilk......Weed....
I meant:

*IF* donuts are doughnuts, then I suppose donut holes are dough-noughts, no?  more»
+ April 17, 2008 08:29 AM +
I donuts are doughnuts, then I suppose donut holes are dough-noughts, no?  more»
+ April 17, 2008 08:27 AM +











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