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Farmer in The Dell

About Me: I remain, contrary to popular opinion



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'Till Death Do Us Part
e was never photographed again except the mugshot, which no one ever saw except the police and the grand jur  more»
+ November 05, 2009 04:05 AM +
Podiatrists Must Flourish
nd little lambs eat ivy.
a kid'll eat ivy too,
wooden sho  more»
+ November 03, 2009 05:31 AM +
Beyond the Call of Duty
lmost two decades later went to see the Broadway Musical "Danny and the Magical Jazz Hands" and realized that it was based loosely on the guy who had choreogra  more»
+ November 02, 2009 05:04 AM +
The Paper Bag Lover
h yes," he said, "I used to be a paper bag lover. That was in the old days, though, when latex for condoms was still a fairly rare commodit  more»
+ November 01, 2009 06:10 AM +
Sighting
pade a spade: weasels in the wild are weasels but if you keep them at home they're ferr…  more»
+ October 28, 2009 05:30 AM +
Dress-up Kitty
ak  more»
+ October 27, 2009 04:43 AM +
Boxed in
ut it was clear that she'd missed the point: that tic-tac-toe requires Xs and Os. Once she got the hang of it, though, she was pretty much unbeatabl  more»
+ October 26, 2009 04:46 AM +
Cleanup for the Cleanup Crew
n case of injury or drowning, the child should be rushed to see Doc Weiler at Beach Memorial Hospita  more»
+ October 26, 2009 04:42 AM +
Good Nutrition
e was so totally exhausted he needed four Red Bulls just to get up enough energy to take his temperature. By the time he got around to it, though, he was so hyper he couldn't read the thermome…  more»
+ October 25, 2009 05:01 AM +
101 Movies to Avoid
z-zz  more»
+ October 23, 2009 03:29 AM +
The Cons Definitely Outweigh the Pros
fter creating exhaustive lists of all the males in her life, finally decided she was glad to be a lesb  more»
+ October 22, 2009 05:02 AM +
Lost Cat
aria! I've just met a girl named Maria! and suddenly I've found how wonderful a sound can b  more»
+ October 19, 2009 03:40 AM +
Left My Heart in San Francisco
rliest known photograph of Ichabod Crane. His partner is unidentifie…  more»
+ October 17, 2009 04:32 AM +
Nice Dickey!
nd it seemed that the subject matter, like the medium itself was disintegrating rapidl  more»
+ October 16, 2009 05:19 AM +
Rocket Scientist
ocket science, sprocket science, socket science, docket science, pocket science, locket sci  more»
+ October 16, 2009 05:16 AM +
Attack at Random
eh, heh, heh, little girl, y'wanna see my badger? It's HUGE. I got right here in my poc…  more»
+ October 15, 2009 05:14 AM +
A Happy Birthday Story With An Unhappy Ending
t was not in his nature to respond well to simple directives, and his boss, knowing this, always justified his orders by creating a parable to make them mor  more»
+ October 14, 2009 04:08 AM +
Bugbutt
r, header, butter, footer, scalpe  more»
+ October 13, 2009 04:03 AM +
Mickey and Sister
portant moment of self-discovery when he realized that viewing such material inevitably aroused him to the point where he could no longer disguise his huge er  more»
+ October 12, 2009 03:54 AM +
Leonardo Di Cappachino
fter graduation started Found Magazine and, once it was up and running, changed his name (slightly) and went on to be a big Hollywood celebrit…  more»
+ October 12, 2009 03:47 AM +
The Meeting
xtremely disappointed when, after all his extensive training, bar hopping was not chosen as an event in the 2016 Riolympi  more»
+ October 11, 2009 05:40 AM +
Son Adrift
old fis  more»
+ October 11, 2009 05:34 AM +
Butter Nosestrips
utter right on the tip," he added, "and you'll see how much better is sli  more»
+ October 10, 2009 04:25 AM +
What I Want Most
endency to blow things all out of proportion. What he meant to say was that his peni…  more»
+ October 10, 2009 04:13 AM +
Granny Called
ught to call them "orangefish," don't you think? After all they're not reall  more»
+ October 09, 2009 01:25 PM +











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