I find the dude's textured forehead much more intriguing than the fang-over-face part.…  more»

Recipient sounds like a catch...where do I sign up?…  more»

Hmmm....for once I'm the first to post a response, and I have nothing to say.

The note is vaguely endearing, I suppose, but the book title sounds more interesting than the find.…  more»

I'mma start finishing all my sentences and notes to others with "Doritos will help u!", particularly ransom notes that have not successfully proved to be fruitful.  more»

Lo siento?

Famous last words, huevon de mierda! Oh, sorry, thought that note was for me (cough, cough).  more»

Does the STAR before "nipple", denote the shape to be purchased or does it take the place of an asterisk to show importance?

Do they make: Triangles? Octagons?…  more»

LOVE the find. LOVE the threads. Ya'll made my fucking day (and that's saying a lot!).…  more»

Scarifice: adj.

"Scariness in an orifice."

Should be fun to come up with sentences to illustrate this word.  more»

If Adam weighs 150 lbs. She can dump him AND simultaneously lose 150 lbs. (albeit not HER 150 lbs.).…  more»

...can't get "Down Under" out of my head :)  more»

F**k Irene and her stupid ways. By identifying him or anyone one else by culture in conjunction with negative traits she's "othering" him completely. She obviously has her own set of prejudicial beliefs.…  more»

This is horrifying! (and yet, I couldn't stop the chuckle that let loose from my mouth)...sorry David.…  more»

Maybe pharmaceutical drug sales? Nawww.

I vote for Sugar Daddy.…  more»

Let's get the folks at Found to get this bill back into circulation, cuz I'd like to see people just passing it along from one monetary transaction to another. It's sure to spark a smile or a frown from the recipient, wig-wearing or not.…  more»

Since I haven't viewed the thousands of finds (yet), this one's new to me and so:

I can only infer that this is a gift list to someone s/he isn't all that found of, - I mean, who gives a back scratcher (actually my mom did once and that is STILL the source of many jokes in our family, especially since she is usually a great gift-giver).

Ummm, as I was saying, toupee and an "obligatory" framed picture reads like a gift to someone who ain't getting a lot of love these days.

And for goodness sake, anyone considering a toupee please read this: Shave your head.…  more»

OK, so only someone that frequents Wendy's could be culpable of actually putting creamed corn, plastic wrap and sex toys on the same list (what a sight that would be in bed, or the tub, or wherever would be necessary for such messy sex). Cranberry sauce, lotions and foil do not sound very palatable either.

I wonder what the list would say if written by someone who frequents McDees (what a scary thought!)  more»

@Librarian: free dinner with my parents does exist (as long as I don't include guilt and questions I don't want to answer, which I suppose means it's not free :)

@Nay-sayer: Well, I work my ass off, make a very good living and support my own. While I don't enjoy paying taxes, I do so with the full knowledge that the money is paying for recreation programs, health coverage and a multitude of other things. Unlike my counterparts south of the border, I don't pay a penny upfront when I go to the doctor or hospital, nor do I pay schooling costs for my daughter's excellent education.…  more»

...and kudos to womble for your thoughts (and mine) on social security. Proud to be Canadian!…  more»

let's not forget other freebies:

lice (yuck)
cable TV (if you have friends who know their way around cables)
a ride to wherever on a bike
dinner at your parents  more»

How is it that Big Dick got onto the same list as integrity, sensual, supportive and the like? Shallow!

For the sake of starting a polemical discussion I'm going to argue that, -(and I fully believe), - size has absolutely NOTHING to do with making a woman feel GOOD.…  more»

Adults have sooooo many lessons to learn from kids like: grow up when it counts, but fight for your innocence, imagination and right to play at all costs...this find is frickin' adorable.…  more»

I think, -some days, -this could be tattooed to my forehead.  more»

The exclamation mark made me think that the author was somehow surprised by the new-found understanding. Where I'm originally from, authority figures were the most repressive in our history, so this statement is kind of a given.…  more»

Rules to live by. (Well, rules 1 and 5 at least.)…  more»

Perhaps a murder plot? An invitation to an affair? Both?…  more»