I'm glad someone posted this. I know if my cat got lost, it would kill me not knowing what happened to it, even if what happened was the worst.…  more»

What's cracka-lackin' booty-smackin'?

Oh, the '90s.  more»

Honestly, hunting is loads more humane than the places all the packaged meat you eat comes from. There were probably at least three guys and therefore three moose.

I agree it is a little creepy to see disembodied moose heads just layin' on the ground like that, though.  more»

I think this is some kinda raunchy note. "Thanks for rocking my world... (winkwink) with your bagels.…  more»

"Deep down, I'll always love you."  more»

Come on, lady. If it was really a matter of your kid starving, you would have finished that sandwich even though some random stranger had a bite out of it.

Also, if you're gonna steal someone else's food out of the fridge, why just take one bite out of a sandwich?…  more»

Primus is a band. I'm assuming he caught a ride to a gig with this "Joe guy"?  more»

This reminds me of the guy who hangs out in the courtyard at my college smoking and talking on his phone. He either wears the same G-Unit t-shirt or gold and black striped nike t-shirt every day. Someone told me he doesn't even take classes there, he just hangs out and preys on women.…  more»

I like how the "nothing" at the top is crossed out with an infinity symbol.  more»

I prefer to think it's either a Spork Christmas party or maybe a Spock Christmas party, as opposed to a Spark Christmas party.  more»

Reminds me of my ex-boyfriend. He lost some weight and decided he could do /anything/. (And anyone...…  more»

I don't think it's an arm. I think it's a tail.…  more»

There's a little erased heart behind "some" as well. Maybe it was the first draft of the note, and on their second go, they were too high to erase any more and just scratched it out.  more»

I could go for some weed doughnuts.

I love how they couldn't get "bananas" and "milk", but it's spelled "doughnuts" instead of "donuts".  more»