Pshhh  more»

I love Maynard G. Krebs in Dobie Gillis. I watched it as a kid on Nickelodeon.…  more»

@ mlm in Texas: Yeah, I'm pretty sure she believed me.

@ Answering spam: People in Muncie are sometimes too lazy to return the carts at Aldi for their quarter. Therefore, you can make a dollar or two of of their laziness.…  more»

I can't believe that this neighbour didn't know there was a brothel in their hood, especially when s/he later states she witnessed all the asian tarts, etc.

Also, LOL @ "pussyfooting." I used to know this girl who was unsure of her sexuality.…  more»

The water marks make it look artistic and trippy. I also thought it was a penis at first.…  more»

I like how they spelled "of" O-V at first.  more»

I was surprised to see "MR/DD" in this note as that is the population I work with as a behavioral clinician. On average, a person on SSI gets about $600 a month and, trust me, people do try to take advantage of them and their money.

In response to beck, in my experience, my clients who receive social services do not have "bling" or anything much extra than what is necessary to get by.…  more»

I get so sad and nostalgic when ever I read anything about San Francisco. I love that place and want to go back. :(…  more»

I wonder where this note was originally posted. On the writer's house/car? Strange.…  more»

I shave my legs pretty infrequently because my skin is so dry and the shaving only makes it worse. I would totally enter this contest, but probably wouldn't win as my hair is so light and fine.…  more»

People get pretty serious about their parking spots. The "boo to you" part is my favorite. It reminds me of my friend Darrick.  more»

It says that this lady most likely lives in a group home. That means she is either mentally retarded/developmentally disabled or severely mentally ill or both. Please take this into consideration when judging her.…  more»

I don't get why a lot of people think this find screams fake. It seems real enough to me.…  more»

Doesn't this kid know that they're just polluting the Earth with their silly balloon notes?  more»

The top part looks really piss poor compared to the flowers at the bottom.

And... Lowe's blows.  more»

If the find wasn't so blatantly Christian, I would think that Dorian intended for someone else to sign the thank you note, but they forgot.

My easter was awesome and filled with coloring eggs!  more»

I got married last August in San Francisco.
I have too many pets. My favorites are the dog and the banty hen.…  more»

Sounds like my wedding reception/Halloween party minus the shrooms.  more»

The handwriting seems to get crappier as it goes along.

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is silly.  more»

LOL @ red mice.

My silly husband sometimes does not put the seat up when he pees. I told him that if I sit in his piss one more time, I will sit on him and pee the next chance I get.…  more»