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Sammy Davis Junior Jr



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Listen You Animal
Found on the walls of my kid's room when the furniture was rearranged: boogers on the wall.  more»
+ November 20, 2009 09:53 AM +
I Type Statement
Family reunions are the worst. Need meds for before, during, and after.

Therapy is required for before and after.…  more»
+ November 19, 2009 10:30 AM +
Honest Coffee Drinkers
Good one, HPD. I was actually thinking of AA meetings where the coffee pots are never empty and the donation cup is close at hand.

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+ November 19, 2009 10:28 AM +
Hitting the Books
I think I was at there, Fooch. I was playing the bongos :)  more»
+ November 18, 2009 01:57 PM +
Dear Bar Staff
Interesting facts about female fruit flies:

Approximately 48 hours after emerging from the puparium, it is possible for females to start laying eggs. However, there are only 12 hours that a female can be considered virgin after emerging as an adult. After reaching this maturity, the flies are fertile for life.…  more»
+ November 18, 2009 12:49 PM +
6 Points of Love
I am eating lunch and just got to HPD's above post.

Now my lunch is all over my desk.  more»
+ November 17, 2009 02:41 PM +
Elevator Pitch
Looks like Fooch tapped into the Bad Poetry Generator
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Poem/  more»
+ November 17, 2009 02:38 PM +
Daddy Give Me This
Love the back story to this find. Thanks, Tony.  more»
+ November 16, 2009 03:38 PM +
The Ideal Man
Enough on this find. I want to know more about HPD. Like, do you have a job?…  more»
+ November 16, 2009 03:07 PM +
About Chad
umm...Chad is living a double life. His Scottish wife does not know he is having an affair with Josh, who wrote this note.…  more»
+ November 15, 2009 10:14 AM +
Bizarre
Could have been an eggplant pate, not baba ghanoush.
I am not impressed with the handwriting: find it kind of annoying, actually.  more»
+ November 15, 2009 10:06 AM +
WANTED!
Haha, Farmer. Been there. You handled it well, though.…  more»
+ November 14, 2009 10:18 AM +
Blood on the Floor
Kip's hemorrhoids finally got the best of him.  more»
+ November 13, 2009 09:50 AM +
Generic Asshole
I just heard a This American Life episode called "Bait and Switch." One of the segments was about a couple who had been arrested for breaking into an abandoned car which turns out was planted by the police.

I think it would be funny if this note was left on a 'planted' car.  more»
+ November 13, 2009 09:48 AM +
Ladies' Man
I had to read Librarian's post twice before I got it. Now I am laughing.

So, obviously, this poor guy can't open his eyes.  more»
+ November 12, 2009 08:12 AM +
Sitting in the Stink
Would Pig Pen use a pink pen?

What was making the porch stink, I wonder? Too many dogs, perhaps.  more»
+ November 12, 2009 08:08 AM +
Advice for Dad
I say go for it. Get it over with....don't you want to know what kind of spaghetti-eater your date is?…  more»
+ November 11, 2009 11:52 AM +
Filthy Uvula
MMMMMMMMMM! Love those shmears (and it is NOT a small amount from my experience).

But...what…  more»
+ November 11, 2009 11:26 AM +
Beautiful Day for Fish
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to Found: A very large green dinosaur rising out of the water with a great white in its mouth. :) Right behind the fishing dude.…  more»
+ November 10, 2009 04:00 PM +
Chinese Ballet
http://foundmagazine.com/find/11518

By far  more»
+ November 10, 2009 01:49 PM +
Beautiful Day for Fish
This would be really funny if it were Photoshopped.
(snicker, snicker)  more»
+ November 10, 2009 01:43 PM +
Pedophiles and Military Recruiters
HPD: Nah...none of those. I am the good guy..the…  more»
+ November 09, 2009 05:19 PM +
Mmm, Great White
dang...someone is missing a really sweet picture.  more»
+ November 09, 2009 03:57 PM +
Pedophiles and Military Recruiters
Those guys who hand out Gideon Bibles tend to loiter near schools, too.

I know. I have seen them.  more»
+ November 09, 2009 03:28 PM +
'Till Death Do Us Part
I wonder if these 2 just got engaged and this is their engagement picture ("Hey, guys! Look what I bagged!")  more»
+ November 05, 2009 02:33 PM +











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