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Our Shades
If that's a burning cross in the background on the right, those masks take on a whole new meaning.  more»
+ October 30, 2009 07:23 AM +
What Kids Will Do These Days
@ Librarian:

Considering that he's drinking ink, shouldn' it be Post 'hic' ergo propter 'hic'?  more»
+ October 13, 2009 07:42 AM +
Bugbutt
"Okay, class, now I want you to write a sentence in which you use a simile."  more»
+ October 13, 2009 07:40 AM +
The Meeting
@ just me...the highly in quisitive one:

Yep. (Wearing a t-shirt that says "We'll never forget you, Brent.")  more»
+ October 12, 2009 09:21 AM +
@ feeling in coherent:

In one of his campaigns, Russ Feingold held up his hand, showing its resemblance to the state's outline, and declared,
"I know Wisconsin like the back of my hand."

It was a wildly popular t.v. spot--and Feingold is a wildly popular figure, not only in Madison but throughout the state.  more»
+ October 11, 2009 10:24 AM +
Kung-Fu Possum!
@just me in another state:

I second the compliment to the 'powers that be.' Our Found editors really are a superior team!  more»
+ October 03, 2009 04:00 PM +
Who Likes Who?
@Librarian:

The MacArthur people were on the verge of calling you, but then they learned you were starting to become a lame.  more»
+ September 22, 2009 07:37 AM +
So Here I Am, Pt. 2
Not a guy to a girl; a guy to a guy.  more»
+ September 12, 2009 07:50 AM +
Change Your Seating Habits
How generous of the note writer to refer to people who can't keep their excrement off the toilet seat as "the select few."  more»
+ September 10, 2009 08:24 AM +
Rules of Non-Drama Queens
@baby basil:

"Cowards die many times before their deaths. The valiant never taste of death but once."

"Julius Caesar," William Shakespeare  more»
+ August 19, 2009 07:41 AM +
That Gas Smell
@baby basil: I don't think 'living' was asking a question, exactly. Perhaps in the UK you don't use the expression "put out."  more»
+ August 17, 2009 06:40 AM +
I Want Details
*pleasurable*  more»
+ August 03, 2009 07:36 AM +
Mom specifies 10:45 p.m. on the assumption that that's the best time to interrupt Bre's doing anything immoral, illicit, or merely pleasureable, intending to keep Bre on the phone long enough to make any distractions or other parties lose interest. Controlling?…  more»
+ August 03, 2009 07:35 AM +
Lost Skunk
Yeah, right. Like I'm gonna go up to any skunk I come across and try to pick it up, in the hope that it's the particular skunk shown on the poster.

"Here, kitty, kitty...."  more»
+ August 02, 2009 06:58 AM +
Always, Annie Grapefruit
@ Baby Basil:

I'm afraid it's a lost cause, but thank you for trying.

Now how about getting rid of the 'of' in such phrases as
"how big of a deal is it?" and "it was too hot of a day" and so on?  more»
+ July 27, 2009 07:56 AM +
Enter the Backyard Dragon
@ mona lisa in the louvre:

http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/11632
  more»
+ July 24, 2009 07:46 AM +
Mean Little Bugger
Very frustrating Find. Not only do I want to know the name of the book, I want to know if Mel the Finder is himself the gay German flatmate, and if not, how Mel came into possession of the book.

In any case, I'm glad the anonymous original recipient of the book dumped Amelie.…  more»
+ July 21, 2009 08:37 AM +
No What to Do
This is Page One of a whole series of test questions to determine whether or not the recipient qualifies to be the artist's life mate:

One: I'm dying. Do you know what to do?

Next:

Two: My period is five days late.  more»
+ July 19, 2009 06:47 AM +
Waste of Skin
Am I the only one who thinks, based on the handwriting, that the writer is female? Start with that first initial 'd'--do guys write with that sort of flourish?  more»
+ July 17, 2009 08:43 AM +
For Your Safety and Mine
@Key in Hy:

Click on "magnify" to see the other side of the note.  more»
+ July 05, 2009 06:19 AM +
The Eye of God
I see the kid (but not the dog.)
I think this would make a great book jacket for a novel with macabre elements in its plot line.  more»
+ July 03, 2009 08:19 AM +
Had Their Way
Okay, I get it when people use the plural pronoun 'their' instead of the more awkward 'his or her' -- but we're talking about someone in a men's room here. Couldn't the writer have taken a chance and said 'Somebody had his way..."

It may be Sunday, but we English teachers never take a day off.  more»
+ June 28, 2009 07:23 AM +
Lick Me, '90s Style
The Greatful Dead? Were they a cover band?  more»
+ June 27, 2009 06:24 AM +
Synthetics, Please
@ Basil:

Cloth bags? But what about the 5,000 American workers who will lose their jobs because you aren't using organic paper bags? (I know it's 5,000, because I read it on the Internet.)…  more»
+ June 22, 2009 08:22 AM +
Cancelled
What is an "UMBELLA POLICY?"

"Um...Bella...I only do it with protection...."  more»
+ June 13, 2009 06:59 AM +











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